Bunny

What kind of Animal Are You?
What kind of Animal Are You? One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, Ker-Plop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see." "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?" "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out." So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... you must be a bunny rabbit!" Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?" And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him. When he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?" So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer!"
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Some bunny loves you."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.