Bunny Jokes

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"I've found some bunny to love."
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
What kind of Animal Are You? One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, Ker-Plop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see." "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?" "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out." So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... you must be a bunny rabbit!" Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?" And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him. When he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?" So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a politician!"
What's the difference between a head of lettuce and a unicorn?
One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast!
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
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