Piano Puns

Welcome to the heavenly sounds of piano puns!

When did the pianist finally turn their life around?
After they hit Rockbottomoff.
Asked a pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?"
My uncle was crushed by a piano...
His funeral was very low key.
"learn to play piano by ear!"
"Thanks, I'd rather use my fingers."
Why was the piano laughing?
Because I was tickling his ivories
I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years
I'm a huge pianist.
Why did the pianist quit playing the piano?
Bad Bach.
Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement
What was the pianist doing at the mall?
Chopin.
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?
They had a few keynote speakers
A piano player got arrested at a wedding...
He was trying to root the relatives.
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Knockmaninoff.
What's better than having roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ....
Why did the jazz musician refuse to be quarantined?
Cause he was an outdoor cat.
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
It's in A flat minor.
What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?
Rag time.
What is a pianist’s favorite cheese ?
Mozzartrella.
What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?
CRAB on your ORGAN.
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