That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
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