That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
What size shoes do you wear? I’m going to guess size sexy!
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.