Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
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