My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
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