What fish perform at the circus?
Clown fish!
What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
What fish like to fly?
Flying Fish
How to fish like to eat cereal?
In a fish bowl!
How do fish play the drums?
With Fish Sticks.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee-fish!
Where do fish stay on a campsite?
Fish stay in tentacles while they are camping!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put the fish in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner.
Why do fish like worms?
Fish like worms because they’re hooked on them.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Which fish is the most famous? The starfish.
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish.
Why do you bring fish to a party?
You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school.
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What is the most expensive kind of fish?
The goldfish.
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A FSH.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
Who granted the fish’s wish?
The fairy cod mother!
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon.
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools!
Where do fish save their money?
In the river bank.
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!