Pole

What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost.
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
The Ultimate Cure
The Ultimate Cure A pharmacist comes back from his lunch to the pharmacy. As he approaches, he sees a man outside the pharmacy clutching onto a pole for dear life, barely breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle, just standing there, frozen. The pharmacist goes up to his assistant and asks: "What's the matter with that guy? Wasn't he in here earlier?" "Yes he was." Replies the assistant. "He had the most terrible cough and none of my prescriptions seemed to help." "Well, he seems to be fine now." "Sure he does. I gave him a box of laxatives. Now he won't dare cough!"
I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.