Dance Jokes

Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.
Kids Can Be Cruel... Little Timothy was a bright young boy, and he was even fairly handsome. The only problem was that he was lost his eye in a fishing accident when he was younger. His family was too poor to afford a glass eye, so his grandfather whittled him a wooden one. He was made fun of all through school for his eye and it completely destroyed his self esteem. But he was tired of letting the world get him down. The school dance was coming up and he would be darned if he didn't let himself have a good time. Timothy had eyes for a girl named Sally. She was shy and just as lonely as he was, due to having a fairly pronounced mustache, earning her the nickname, "Hair-lip". Well Timmy saw past her 'stache and thought she was the most beautiful girl in school, and he decided he was going to ask her out. He waited until lunch, and spotted her eating a peanut butter sandwich alone in the corner of the lunchroom. He marched up to her and said, "Sally, I've been seeing you around for a while, and, well... Would you like to go to the dance with me?" Sally's eyes lit up and she responded, "Would I!" "Hair-lip!" blurted Timothy and ran away.
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man.
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough"
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
"I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. he other two are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves"
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
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