Ocean Puns

Welcome to our hilarious Ocean Puns! Grab a sail and let's begin sailing these hardy puns!

What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
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