Aquarium

Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A tro-pickle fish.
Did you know a school of piranha can devour a child in 30 seconds?
Anyhow today I lost my job at the aquarium.
Did you know that a piranha can eat a kid down to the bone in 8 seconds...
anyways I lost my job at the aquarium today
Did you hear about the hitman who's also a janitor at the aquarium? He sweeps with the fishes. Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl. Friend: Who?
The Nip Slip in the Swimming Pool
The Nip Slip in the Swimming Pool A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donned a new bikini that she had recently purchased. As she swam and splashed around in the pool, she soon discovered that the bikini was too large, and the top and bottom kept coming off. As they were the only ones in the pool, she and her husband would laugh and playfully retrieve the bikini from the pool's bottom. That evening they dressed for dinner and headed to their hotel's elegant restaurant, where they were seated next to a huge aquarium. Strangely, the aquarium was devoid of any aquatic life. When the bride asked their waiter why the aquarium had no fish in it, he smiled broadly and said, "That's not an aquarium...that's the swimming pool!"