What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
What fish perform at the circus?
Clown fish!
What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
What fish like to fly?
Flying Fish
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
How to fish like to eat cereal?
In a fish bowl!
How do fish play the drums?
With Fish Sticks.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee-fish!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
Where do fish stay on a campsite?
Fish stay in tentacles while they are camping!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put the fish in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
Why do fish like worms?
Fish like worms because they’re hooked on them.
Which fish is the most famous? The starfish.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish.
Why do you bring fish to a party?
You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What is the most expensive kind of fish?
The goldfish.
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A FSH.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
Who granted the fish’s wish?
The fairy cod mother!