I love lamps.
They're so enlightening.
What did the lamp eat?
A light snack...
What did the lamps do after their date?
They got turned on.
I bought a lamp for my friend
To brighten their day
A burglar stole all my lamps.
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
Why did the lamps get arrested?
They were in some shady business
I'm thinking about writing a book about lamps. I think its a bright idea
What did the lamp say to the flickering candle?
"Do you want to go out sometime soon?"
My friend dragged me to a lecture about lamps. I though it would be boring but...
It was very illuminating.
I gave my wife a lamp for our anniversary.
Someone’s getting LED tonight.
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
What did the sad lamp say when plugged in?
"I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet."
I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though my wife says it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.
That was the highlight of my day.
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small lamp.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
My friend asked me why I was wearing a lamp shade over my face.
I replied, "I am feeling light headed."
My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp.
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again