Shopping

What do bulls do when they go shopping? They CHARGE!
Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
Wolves love shopping and they can literally die for. However, none of them loves the flea market for obvious reasons!
Yo Mama so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
My eye doctor’s office is at the shopping mall.
She’s an Opthemallogist.
Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
A guy goes to the supermarket one day. He’s doing his shopping when he notices an attractive young woman waving at him.
She comes over and says hi to him.
Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
Because he was Baroque.
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
The Wife, the Husband and the Genie A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish. The wife wished for an all expenses paid, first class, around the world cruise with her husband. Shazam! Instantly she was presented with tickets for the entire journey, plus expensive side trips, dinners, shopping, etc. The husband, however, wished he had a female companion who was 30 years younger. The genie smiled and... Shazam! Instantly he turned 93 years old.