Scale

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

“Look!” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.”

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, Buzz Lightyear popped out and said "To infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.