Club

I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
The first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology club.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Marriage is like a game of poker.
At first you have two hearts and a diamond.
By the end all you want is a club and spade.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Little Johnny Describes His Future
Little Johnny Describes His Future A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best girl with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her 3 times a day." The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of this child, decides not to linger on what he said and so continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? What do you want to be?" she asks. "I wanna be Johnny's wife!" Says Susie.
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
I left chess club early this week.
I was just so board.