What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.