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What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Flood lights!
What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Need an Ark?
I Noah guy.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply.
After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.
So Noah asked them, “Why aren’t you multiplying?”
The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !