Outdoors Jokes

Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
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