Cherry Jokes

What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
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