Saw Jokes

I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today.
I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind.
I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldn’t turn that down.
I saw a squirrel running in circles in my yard today…
I think it lost its nuts.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Take it Back! A man walks into Home Depot and tells one of the employees that he wants to buy an electric saw to cut down trees. The employee says "I got just what you need! Look at this beauty, it can cut down 100 trees a day!" The guy likes it, buys it and goes home. The next week the same guy comes back to Home Depot with an angry face and tells the employee "This electric saw is terrible! I could only cut down 50 trees a day!" The employee answers "I'm sorry to hear that, sir. Look, we got an even better option, this new electric saw that can cut 200 trees a day!" The man's face lights up, he returns the old electric saw and buys the new one. One week after he comes back with an even angrier face and demands the employee: "You told me I could cut down 200 trees with this saw, but I can only cut down 100! I want my money back!" The employee apologizes, "I am truly sorry to hear that. Look, we just got this brand new, state-of-the-art electric saw that can cut 400 trees a day!" Again, the guy returns the old saw and happily buys the new one. One week passes and the guy storms into Home Depot. He yells "I am fed up! No matter what I did, I could only cut down 200 trees a day!" The employee says, "OK sir, let me have a look at the saw." The employee takes the saw, and cranks it up. The sound of the motor can be heard throughout the whole store. The guy looks at the employee with disbelief and asks, "What the hell is that sound?!?"
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
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