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Literary Pick Up Lines
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Yard Puns
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today.
I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind.
I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldn’t turn that down.
I saw a squirrel running in circles in my yard today…
I think it lost its nuts.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
Kitchen Puns
I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Mall Pick Up Lines
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Spotify Pick Up Lines
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Classic Pick Up Lines
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
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