Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
I'm acorn-y person.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Don't even chai.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
I like you a latte.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
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