What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
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