The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Don't even chai.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
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