My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
I like you a latte.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
I'm acorn-y person.
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