What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
I'm acorn-y person.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Don't even chai.
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