What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
I like you a latte.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Don't even chai.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
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