What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.