What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I like you a latte.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
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