What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
I like you a latte.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
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