What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Don't even chai.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
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