Trunk Jokes

Jane Teaches Tarzan a New Trick
Jane Teaches Tarzan a New Trick When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever made love to a woman. "Tarzan not know lovemake." he replied. Jane explained to him what it was. Tarzan said, "Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. "Here." she said, pointing to her privates, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her right in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for??!!" "Always check for squirrel."
I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored — how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored -- how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
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