Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Rock was magma before it was cool.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.