Rock

You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
This foundation is rock salad.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Rock was magma before it was cool.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
Teaching a Tribe New Words
Teaching a Tribe New Words A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way? "My bike."
“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”
Jerry Seinfeld
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.