Rock Jokes

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What rock would you find inside a garden shed?
Any self-respecting rock will break at least one shovel before accepting its new home.
“As a parent you’ve only got one job to do: Keep your daughter off the pole.”

- Chris Rock.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Teaching a Tribe New Words A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way? "My bike."
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
"I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died."
- Richard Diran
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
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