Exercise Jokes

What's a barista's favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
It’s the weight and C approach I guess.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
“The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money"
What is your mouth’s favorite exercise?
Burpees.
Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde
"There’s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don’t look the way they used to and it’s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It’s because of hair dye." Nora Ephron
18 year old's can exercise their rights in government and on me!
What do you call a nut that is crazy about exercise? A health nut.
Why didn't the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
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