"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde
"There’s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don’t look the way they used to and it’s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It’s because of hair dye." Nora Ephron
This guy in his 50s goes to the doctor.
"What’s your daily activity level like?" the doctor asks.
"Why do you ask?"
"Well, a guy your age, probably not eating all that healthy, probably not getting that much exercise…"
The guy shrugs. "Yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake and outran a wild dog in the heavy brush."
"Well, that sounds pretty good," the doctor comments.
"That’s nothing," the guy says. "The day before, I marched up and down several hills and outran a couple of bears."
"That sounds really impressive."
"And last weekend, I crawled out of quicksand, stood in a patch of poison ivy, and knocked down a small tree.”
"Well," the doctor says, "it sounds like you’re one hell of an outdoorsman!"
"Nah," the guy replies, "I'm just real lousy at golf."
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This guy in his 50s goes to the doctor.
"What’s your daily activity level like?" the doctor asks.
"Why do you ask?"
"Well, a guy your age, probably not eating all that healthy, probably not getting that much exercise…"
The guy shrugs. "Yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake and outran a wild dog in the heavy brush."
"Well, that sounds pretty good," the doctor comments.
"That’s nothing," the guy says. "The day before, I marched up and down several hills and outran a couple of bears."
"That sounds really impressive."
"And last weekend, I crawled out of quicksand, stood in a patch of poison ivy, and knocked down a small tree.”
"Well," the doctor says, "it sounds like you’re one hell of an outdoorsman!"
"Nah," the guy replies, "I'm just real lousy at golf."
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