Electric Jokes

I used to hate the electric blanket.
But the last few nights I’ve been warming up to it.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
They were less Paul.
New electric trains will run on conductors.
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
What powers an electric kettle?
What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? ‘You spark up my life!”
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
What instrument never fails to energize a crowd?
An electric guitar.
What is an energy provider’s favorite dance?
The electric slide.
Saw a sign for bath plugs. I didn’t know that was electric!
I used to have an electric wok but I had to get rid of it
Wouldn’t run.
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