Electric

What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? ‘You spark up my life!”
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
What instrument never fails to energize a crowd?
An electric guitar.
What is an energy provider’s favorite dance?
The electric slide.
I built an electric fence around my property yesterday.
My neighbor is dead against it.
I used to get a nasty electric shock every time I touched something metallic. But thankfully I’m cured.
I’m ex-static!
I saw a twinkle in her eye I have not seen since the neighbor children discovered our new electric fence.
David Hyde Pierce
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant.
Its called Eel-on Musk.
New electric trains will run on conductors.
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!