Electric

What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? ‘You spark up my life!”
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
What instrument never fails to energize a crowd?
An electric guitar.
What is an energy provider’s favorite dance?
The electric slide.
New electric trains will run on conductors.
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
I saw a twinkle in her eye I have not seen since the neighbor children discovered our new electric fence.
David Hyde Pierce
I built an electric fence around my property yesterday.
My neighbor is dead against it.
I used to get a nasty electric shock every time I touched something metallic. But thankfully I’m cured.
I’m ex-static!
A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant.
Its called Eel-on Musk.