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Axe

What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
An AXEIDENT.
Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans? He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.
Did you hear about the guy who died when an axe fell on him? The police are calling it an axe-i-dent.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Hit him with an axe.