These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.