Count

Did you know vampires aren’t real?
Unless you Count Dracula.
How old are you? - Wait I shouldn't ask, you can't count that high.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
For my wife's birthday, I bought her some beads for her abacus
It's the little things that count.
For my wife's birthday, I bought her some beads for her abacus
It's the little things that count.
There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who can count, and those who can't.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
In case of not being,
able to count up to seven,
you can use your fingers.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
What’s the one thing in life you can always count on? A calculator.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Why are hands so reliable?
Because you can always count on them.
I'm going to get the numbers 1 through 30 tattooed up my arm.
That way people can always count on me.
That's What You Get For Speeding
That's What You Get For Speeding A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer." the man began, "I can explain". "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..." "But officer, I just wanted to say...." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner. The guy looked really down, so to cheer him up a bit he said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," came the gloomy answer from the cell. "I'm the groom."
In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery
A port, a canal and a winery
An to thrill you to bits
All the girls have 10 tits
That is if you count them in binary