Pasta Jokes

My mother always laughed at me when I told her my dream was to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.
What do you call really scared pasta?
Chicken noodles.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti...
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta.
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
I said to her, are going to eat that whole plate of spaghetti??
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl
The Italian Mama Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!" "Stay here and stir the pasta." says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
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