Cell

Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?
The ceremony was so so but the reception was superb.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
That's What You Get For Speeding
That's What You Get For Speeding A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer." the man began, "I can explain". "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..." "But officer, I just wanted to say...." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.