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Shark Puns
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Sun Puns
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Birthday Jokes
A man gives his wife an expensive bottle of wine for her birthday. After a few glasses the wife blurts out, “I love you”.
The husband responds: “Is that you or the wine talking?”

Wife: “This is me, talking to the wine”.
Dog Puns
My dog has expensive taste in shoes.
So I got her some Jimmy Chews.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
Head Puns
My wife bought me an expensive umbrella and she’s been holding it over my head ever since.
Dolphin Puns
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Fish Puns
What is the most expensive kind of fish?
The goldfish.
Their 40th Anniversary
Their 40th Anniversary John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks. "Not really," says Mary. "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John. "No," she responds. "Would some beautiful new jewelry do the trick?" he asks, becoming slightly exasperated. "Nah..." she shrugs. "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he persists. She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks." "Well what WOULD you like?" John asks. "I want a divorce." answers Mary. Sorry," John sighed. "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
One Liners for Kids
What’s the most expensive kind of fish?
A gold fish.
Coffee Puns
How is divorce like espresso? It's bitter and expensive.
Puns
Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation.
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