Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry float.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life f**ks us all.
What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
A son says to his mother one day, “Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I’m still a virgin.”
His mother replied, “Well, start giving them bad grades and they’ll stop.”
What does a balloon and a virgin have in common? One prick and their done.
Where does Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil come from? Really ugly olives.
What do you call an afghan virgin - Never Bin Laid On.
What do you call a 13 year old girl from Alabama who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin.
Tiger Woods once visited the Virgin Islands They are now just called the Islands.
They told me that god and chocolate are great ways to substitute se*.
Now, I'm both a Nun and a virgin and I have diabetes.
What do you call a Nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile.