Foot

How do you save a drowning otter? Take your foot of its head
The Italian Mama
The Italian Mama Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!" "Stay here and stir the pasta." says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
Did I tell you I ran over my mother-in-law's foot the other day with the lawnmower?
I told my wife we should have buried her deeper.
What do you call a 5 foot hobo?
Whatever his name is.
Back in 1980, I fell off my bike, twisted my foot, and hurt my knee. I’m telling you this now because there was no social media in the ‘80s.
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man? Big Foot has been spotted several times.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
My daughter was just complaining about washing dishes by hand
I told her, “well... it’s better than washing them by foot.”
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
When someone accidentally stepped on his foot, the wolf screamed, Aoooowwwww!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
A Cowboy was told that if he sprinkled gunpowder on his breakfast, he'd live to a ripe old age
So he did this religiously, every morning.

He lived to the ripe old age of 96.

He left behind 8 Children, 24 Grandchildren and 60 Great Grandchildren, as well as a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border in Canada?
Just aboot.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border in Canada?
Just aboot.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.