The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.