Base

Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.
A chemistry lab is like a big party.
Some drop the acid while others drop the base.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
Why was the shy guy terrible at baseball?
He never got to third base.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.

“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”
After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.



“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”