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How On Earth Did You Get Her to Do That, Pal?

Three old men are discussing their love lives. The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had a great love life. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end." 

 

The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I made love I rubbed her body all over with butter. We made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes. 

The old Jewish man says, "Well last week my wife and I made love too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love and she screamed for 6 hours.

 

The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. 

They replied, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?" 

"I wiped my hands on the drapes." 

 

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