Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
The Husband's Budgetary Concerns
A rich man comes home and immediately starts shouting at his wife.
"I've been looking at our expenses and they are through the roof! What have you got so much to spend on? From now on, things will need to be different!"
"Different how?" the wife asked.
"Well, for starters, if you learned how to cook, we wouldn't need a personal chef. If you learned to clean, we wouldn't need a maid!"
The wife looks at him and responds: "Then we just need to teach you how to satisfy a woman. Then we can let the gardener go as well."