Elevator

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Simpson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"
Bewildered, Mr. Simpson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "I...I...didn't pinch that girl."
"Of course you didn't" said his wife, consolingly. "I did."
What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator.
You know you’re getting old when…
You sing along with the elevator music.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
​Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
I farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something!
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
Are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.