Museum

Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo.
We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
What did the Cat burglar say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?
I did it for the Monet.
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.