Different Jokes

I have a spouse in a different nation.
The Imagination.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
I always take a dump at 11:59 PM. That way, when the clock strikes midnight it’s the same sh**, different day.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
The Husband's Budgetary Concerns A rich man comes home and immediately starts shouting at his wife. "I've been looking at our expenses and they are through the roof! What have you got so much to spend on? From now on, things will need to be different!" "Different how?" the wife asked. "Well, for starters, if you learned how to cook, we wouldn't need a personal chef. If you learned to clean, we wouldn't need a maid!" The wife looks at him and responds: "Then we just need to teach you how to satisfy a woman. Then we can let the gardener go as well."
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultra violet ink. Now people see me in a different light.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
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