There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I was talking to this guy about how I hate geometry. You know what he said to me.
You just have to look at it from a different angle.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
I'm planning on making an application that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one.
It's going to be a game changer.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
I had to work with two different hospitals for my Knee Surgery...
It was a joint venture.
My dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive gag reflex.
We laughed about it for a while.
Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists.
Hermit crabs’ house phones were always shell phones

My two pet crabs have very different personalities. One is always in a good mood, but the other can be a bit of a grump.
Their names are crabA and crabB