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Cake Puns
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Pumpkin Puns
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
Bat Puns
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Snow Puns
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Anti Jokes
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
Girl holding bowl colorful variety game indoor.
Spice Puns
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
Volleyball Puns
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Penguin Puns
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Valentines Day Puns
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
The Deaf Mute at the Golf Course
The Deaf Mute at the Golf Course A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large burly guy yells "Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph". Being deaf the poor guy continues to prepare for his shot, so Ralph runs up thinking the deaf mute is being obstinate, and knocks the poor guy to the ground, kicks his ball away, and prepares for his own shot. After Ralph has hit the ball and proceeded down the fairway after it, the mute gets up brushes himself off, waits a moment, and again prepares his shot. He hits a beautiful shot straight up the middle of the fairway. It also goes straight at big Ralph, hitting him in the back of the head and knocking him down. The mute then walks down the fairway, rolls the stunned man around, and holds up four fingers to Ralph's face.
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