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Jokes For Women
I told my boyfriend we could watch a dirty movie for his birthday and do what we saw in the video.
He was super excited... until I screwed the pizza guy.
Koala Puns
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Pumpkin Puns
Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
Bacon Puns
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
Hot Dog Puns
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
Is That You?
Is That You? Wife and husband are sitting together sipping wine and watching a movie. The Wife suddenly whispers: "I Love You..." Husband: "Is that you or the wine talking?" Wife: "It's me talking to the wine."
Mango Puns
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
Brain Puns
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
Pun Puns
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
Corona Virus Jokes
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Eye Puns
I saw a movie about a pig with no eyes.
It was PG.
Star Puns
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Birthday Jokes
When I was ten my Mom told me to take my brother to a movie so she could set up for his surprise birthday party.
That's when I realized that he was her favorite twin.
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