Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
When I was ten my Mom told me to take my brother to a movie so she could set up for his surprise birthday party.
That's when I realized that he was her favorite twin.
I told my boyfriend we could watch a dirty movie for his birthday and do what we saw in the video.
He was super excited... until I screwed the pizza guy.
I saw a movie about a pig with no eyes.
It was PG.
Is That You?
Is That You? Wife and husband are sitting together sipping wine and watching a movie. The Wife suddenly whispers: "I Love You..." Husband: "Is that you or the wine talking?" Wife: "It's me talking to the wine."
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.