I told my boyfriend we could watch a dirty movie for his birthday and do what we saw in the video. He was super excited... until I screwed the pizza guy.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Is That You?
Wife and husband are sitting together sipping wine and watching a movie.
The Wife suddenly whispers: "I Love You..."
Husband: "Is that you or the wine talking?"
Wife: "It's me talking to the wine."
When I was ten my Mom told me to take my brother to a movie so she could set up for his surprise birthday party. That's when I realized that he was her favorite twin.
Wife and husband are sitting together sipping wine and watching a movie.
The Wife suddenly whispers: "I Love You..."
Husband: "Is that you or the wine talking?"
Wife: "It's me talking to the wine."
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