"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a gym when it's free to not exercise."
- Bridger Winegar
"We pay our gym membership for the permission to exercise in the gym, not for the owner(s) of the gym to exercise for us."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana.
“The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money"
"My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit."
- Phyllis Dille
"The best abs exercise is five sets of stop eating so much..."
– Lazar Angelov
"I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."
- Marsha Doble
"Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate!"
- Unknown.
"If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
- Jason Love.
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
"Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore, so proceed with caution!"
"When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away."
- Robert M. Hutchins.
"I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
- Neil Armstrong.
"Many so-called spiritual people, they overeat, drink too much, they smoke and don't exercise. But they do go to church every week and pray 'Please help my arthritis. Please help me bring up my strength, make me young again.'"
- Jack LaLanne