What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
You might as well go for a younger guy. Why?
They never mature anyway.
My wife threw a block of cheddar at my head
I said "Well that's mature."