4th of July Pick Up Lines

Some real patriotic, 100% American pick up lines

Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Baby, you're a firework.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
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