Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Baby, you're a firework.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I'd start a revolution for your number.