I know Benjamin Franklin.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Baby, you're a firework.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You read, white, and blew my mind.