Medication Jokes

My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks.
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
Calling the Doctor A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I’m afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied: "I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS."
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