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Joke: The Mysterious TeddyBears

Edited By: Shai Kuritzky

 A bachelor for many years, a man decides to get out there more and meet some new women. He didn't have much experience, so he struck out many times.

Eventually, one day, he meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.

They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.

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The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.

After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was I?"

The woman says, "You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."

 

 

 

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