Virus

While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."

People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"

She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"

I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."