Pictures

The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”
Betty White
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
Betty White
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Dear John...
Dear John... A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given him. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. In all, he got more than 25 pictures of various women (some with clothes and some without). He then mailed them to his now-former girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
People didn't smile for pictures in the early days of photography...
It was frowned upon.
What do you call someone who always takes pictures of their dog?
A pup-arazzi.