Pictures Jokes

I love taking pictures of myself next to boiling kettles.
My friend reckons I have selfie steam issues
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
People didn't smile for pictures in the early days of photography...
It was frowned upon.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”
Betty White
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Dear John... A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given him. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. In all, he got more than 25 pictures of various women (some with clothes and some without). He then mailed them to his now-former girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
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