Two country brothers are laid off from work and go to the unemployment office. The two of them apply for unemployment. The first brother is asked his occupation to which he replies, "I am a panty stitcher. I sew pantyhose for women." The clerk looks up his occupation and finds it to be unskilled labor. He gives the brother $300 a week for unemployment. The clerk asks the second brother his occupation and he says, "Diesel Fitter." The clerk again looked it up and found it to be skilled labor so the brother is given $600 a week for unemployment. A week later, the first brother comes in and he's angry as heck. He accosts the clerk and says it's not fair his brother gets more money than he does. "Well, his job requires more skill." replies the clerk. "What skill? I sew the pantyhose and he holds them up and says, 'diesel fitter.'"