Opera Jokes

What is it called when you're singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
A soap opera.
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
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