My Karate teacher is getting a divorce.
He is a great Sensei, but he's not very skilled at the marital arts.
There was a young dentist who thrilled,
To the sound of a tooth being filled.
He would practise, they said,
Every night in his shed,
With the old drill he's skilled.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do you call a guy who is skilled in the art of oral se*?
A cunnilinguist.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
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