Skilled Jokes

People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
My Karate teacher is getting a divorce.
He is a great Sensei, but he's not very skilled at the marital arts.
Skilled Labor Two country brothers are laid off from work and go to the unemployment office. The two of them apply for unemployment. The first brother is asked his occupation to which he replies, "I am a panty stitcher. I sew pantyhose for women." The clerk looks up his occupation and finds it to be unskilled labor. He gives the brother $300 a week for unemployment. The clerk asks the second brother his occupation and he says, "Diesel Fitter." The clerk again looked it up and found it to be skilled labor so the brother is given $600 a week for unemployment. A week later, the first brother comes in and he's angry as heck. He accosts the clerk and says it's not fair his brother gets more money than he does. "Well, his job requires more skill." replies the clerk. "What skill? I sew the pantyhose and he holds them up and says, 'diesel fitter.'"
There was a young dentist who thrilled,
To the sound of a tooth being filled.
He would practise, they said,
Every night in his shed,
With the old drill he's skilled.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
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